Would you rather rescue Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo from a burning building, or save half a sandwich for the long ride home?
Well, that probably depends on what kind of season Tony's having … and, frankly, on just how much you like your ham on rye.
"Romo vs. Sandwich" is just one absurd choice offered in Grey's amusing new ads that tout AT&T's DirectTV NFL Sunday Ticket platform for fans who want to catch every out-of-market NFL game: