Remember phone sex lines? They happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
I'll cut right to the chase here, skipping over the fact that there's a new Star Wars movie coming out this week, justifying the existence of this clip. This fake ad, which features actress and model Sara Jean Underwood dressed as some of the original trilogy's famous characters, is—well, actually pretty clever, given the massive amount of culture saturation the franchise is getting.
"Lonely, are you?" Underwood says at first, dressed as a bizarre, sexualized Yoda. "The hottest Jedis in the galaxy are waiting to talk to you."
The unfortunately not-real ad (replete with faux-vintage-VHS trimmings), comes to us from Planet Playboy—trying to find its place in the intergalactic hype machine, staying fairly on target.
It remains unclear if the universe has actually been in search of a sexy Admiral Ackbar or hot Yoda, but it's hard to escape the feeling that IT'S A TRAP.
If you're interested in digging deeper into Playboy's demented sense of humor (see the Aunt Beru impression), take a look at Underwood's lost Star Wars auditions:
